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You Might Belong to a Redneck Volunteer Fire Department If...
- your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing while going to a scene
- you have naked lady mud-flaps on your pumper
- your firehouse has wheels
- you've ever got back and found you've locked yourself out of the firehouse
- fire trainning consists of everyone standing around a fire get'n drunk
- you've ever been toned out on an out house fire also if that out house fire was with intrapment
- you've ever let a person's house burn down becasue they wouldn't let you hunt there ground
- your personel vehicle has more lights on it than your house has lights in it
- you've ever walked through a Christmas display and walked away with at least 3 new ideas for a light scheme for your truck
- your rescue can smoke the tires
- your department's name is mispelled on your equipment
- the nurses and doctors turn out the lights and hide when you show up at the hospital to get your equipment
- dispatch can't mention your name without laughing
- the local news crew won't put your department on T.V. because you embarassed them last time.
- you've ever locked the keys in your trucks
- you've ever referred to a light bar as sexy
- your defib consists of a marine battery, a pair of jumper cables, and a fish finder
- you've ever taken a girl out in a pumper
- your pumper has been on fire more times than it's been to a fire
- your pumper smokes more than the house fire
- you've ever been arrested for indescent exsposure at a house fire
- you've ever called it quits on a house fire when the beer got hot
- you've ever been late to a house fire becasue you had to stop and get the guy who fell off the truck
- you've ever stopped in route to pick up a road kill
- you hand out spit cans before each meeting
- you have a sign out front of your station that says will fight fires for beer
- you're equipment has chew stains down the sides of 'em
- everyone on your department is related in some way or another
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